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  • Head of the Class

    We celebrated Mavis’s five-month birthday on June 19th with a new swimming pool. She loved playing with the hose as I filled it, splashed around in it for maybe ten minutes afterward, and then never went back. I emptied it two days later. We’ll try again. Getting towel-dried was the fun part for her. She’ll…

    July 2, 2026
  • Better Late…

    My garden plans were disrupted early this season by drought, Tootsie’s demise, and the arrival of Mavis. With few exceptions, two flats of seedlings started indoors in early February didn’t make it. I never got around to planting two or three more flats. Even so, I do have a bit of a garden. When rain…

    June 11, 2026
  • Puppy Love

    We celebrated Mavis’s four-month birthday May 19th. She’s had all of her shots and doesn’t need to return to the vet until this time next year. According to her DNA results, she’s 27.2% pit bull, 24.7% Australian shepherd, 22% super mutt, 20.6% Labrador retriever, and 5% boxer. My 20-pound puppy is likely to weigh 40…

    May 27, 2026
  • My Perfect Tank

    I’ve had some gorgeous aquariums in the past 60 years or so. The aquarium of my dreams is densely planted and chocked full of fish. Thanks in no small part to AI, I (finally) accepted too many fish create tons of problems. For the densely planted part, I start with the grower’s choice assortment of…

    April 28, 2026
  • Garden Omens

    Success in the annual garden stems from a good start. Planting seeds, caring for seedlings, and preparing planting beds for the season keeps me busy from January to May. Anything planted much later is unlikely to survive a Georgia summer without nearly constant watering. Things started off well enough. I ordered seed in January, started…

    April 20, 2026
  • Mavis: Unconed

    Mavis was sentenced to 10-14 days in the cone of shame after being spayed on the 20th–the day I got her. In truth, she was less bothered by the cone than me or her fans. I’d never seen her without it and was thrilled last Monday morning when the veterinarian took it off. Without the…

    April 6, 2026
  • Mavis!

    A great friend drove me to Lawrenceville this past Friday afternoon to pick up Mavis. Folks in the waiting room had come for one of Mavis’s siblings. Apparently, the adopted pup was their second choice–behind Mavis. Mavis was the last pup they brought out. Like her sisters, she was in a cone. I’m glad. Without…

    March 24, 2026
  • Training Preparations

    I didn’t need to train Toodles, my first dog. Andy trained Tico (her older brother), and Toodles followed his lead. She was a good girl with no bad habits who never got in trouble. I adored her, but would never describe her as “fun”. Training Tootsie was entirely my responsibility. I was able to spend…

    March 20, 2026
  • Name Games

    When I decided to get my first dog, I wanted a female, long-haired chihuahua. Long before I found the dog, I named her Toodles–the nickname of my favorite aunt. Toodles (and Andy’s Tico) came from a puppy mill. Best I can recall, they didn’t have names before we got them. When I lost Toodles, I…

    March 17, 2026
  • RIP Tootsie

    My sweet chi-weenie crossed the rainbow bridge Wednesday night. She would have been four years old in June. Losing her is quite a shock. The last month of her life was difficult. We were constant companions and had never been apart for more than a few hours before the last month. Nobody thought we were…

    March 14, 2026
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