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  • Garden Omens

    Success in the annual garden stems from a good start. Planting seeds, caring for seedlings, and preparing planting beds for the season keeps me busy from January to May. Anything planted much later is unlikely to survive a Georgia summer without nearly constant watering. Things started off well enough. I ordered seed in January, started…

    April 20, 2026
  • Mavis: Unconed

    Mavis was sentenced to 10-14 days in the cone of shame after being spayed on the 20th–the day I got her. In truth, she was less bothered by the cone than me or her fans. I’d never seen her without it and was thrilled last Monday morning when the veterinarian took it off. Without the…

    April 6, 2026
  • Mavis!

    A great friend drove me to Lawrenceville this past Friday afternoon to pick up Mavis. Folks in the waiting room had come for one of Mavis’s siblings. Apparently, the adopted pup was their second choice–behind Mavis. Mavis was the last pup they brought out. Like her sisters, she was in a cone. I’m glad. Without…

    March 24, 2026
  • Training Preparations

    I didn’t need to train Toodles, my first dog. Andy trained Tico (her older brother), and Toodles followed his lead. She was a good girl with no bad habits who never got in trouble. I adored her, but would never describe her as “fun”. Training Tootsie was entirely my responsibility. I was able to spend…

    March 20, 2026
  • Name Games

    When I decided to get my first dog, I wanted a female, long-haired chihuahua. Long before I found the dog, I named her Toodles–the nickname of my favorite aunt. Toodles (and Andy’s Tico) came from a puppy mill. Best I can recall, they didn’t have names before we got them. When I lost Toodles, I…

    March 17, 2026
  • RIP Tootsie

    My sweet chi-weenie crossed the rainbow bridge Wednesday night. She would have been four years old in June. Losing her is quite a shock. The last month of her life was difficult. We were constant companions and had never been apart for more than a few hours before the last month. Nobody thought we were…

    March 14, 2026
  • Fishing with AI

    The AI mode for searches has turned up lots of useful tips for my aquarium. The fish are much healthier. Blackbeard algae is less likely to be a problem too. “Preventing Blackbeard algae” was my first AI search. Overcrowding–my middle name–is a primary cause. The tank of my dreams is chock-full of colorful fish. Unfortunately,…

    March 4, 2026
  • Cooking with AI

    The culinary arts are not my strong suit. Going out for lunch or an early dinner is increasingly rare. Delivery is great, but pricey. I end up cooking quite a bit. Most who read this are likely much better cooks than me. Since retiring, my skills have improved a bit. More often than not, I…

    February 17, 2026
  • Experienced Retiree

    Last month marks the beginning of my sixth year in retirement. With five years of experience, I’m no longer a rookie. The new may have worn off a bit, but I’m still very much enjoying a life of leisure. Work is a distant memory. I stopped checking work email last year after a security change…

    February 9, 2026
  • The Final Frontier

    At long last, my entire yard has been conquered. In truth, I thought the job was done several years ago. Turns out, my yard is bigger than I knew. The additional area is a steep bank between my house and the neighbor’s. It’s chock-full of shrubs planted more than 20 years ago, several trees nobody…

    January 14, 2026
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